Urban Dictionary: Definitions by THE PAMSTER

gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

When a fuckwit temp does not show up for a start. short for did not show

he's a fucking cock - he's fucking DNUed

DNUed by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007

dry skin flakes or scales found around a donkey's testicles.
common slang from the the outskirts of london originating from the 1930s.

he has been licking scrougles again...i.e. he is talking ballocks - common insult according to my grandfather!