THE MAN's definitions

microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

by The man October 8, 2002

mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

by the man January 13, 2005

BSOD

blue screen of death

bitch got the BSOD on me

by the man September 13, 2002

emereld

a promiscuiously dressed girl. usually very good looking with an excellent posterior. also, easy going, and fun to be with

that emerelds hot!!!

by the man June 28, 2003

nigling

Nigling is a variation of the the word Nigger. The word Nigling, descibes the interactions of two Afro-carribean or similar males. Where the word Nigger that is used in conversation between two Afro-carribean or such like individuals (for example "Yes my nigger"), Nigling is used in place of Nigger, to allow for individuals under the age of 18 to participate in the conversation ritual, however the recipient of the word Nigling, has to be of 18 years or less, in order for this transaction to take effect, whereas reguardless of whether the provider of the word is either above or below the age of 18 they should use this word to a minor. (Do not use the word Nigling to any person over 18 years of age, this would cause extreme offence)

"Yes yes my little Nigling"
"What up my Nigling"
"Where my Niglings at?"
"You nuttin' but a Nigling"

by The Man February 3, 2005

Yen

1.A strong desire or inclination; a yearning or craving
2.A basic unit of currency in Japan

The unit of value and account in Japan. Since Japan's adoption of the gold standard, in 1897, the value of the yen has been about 50 cents. The yen is equal to 100 sen.

by The man March 18, 2001

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005