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To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."
by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014
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Mitch: “Why don’t we put this on pipes and roll it?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”
by THE LANDLORD December 13, 2018
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