Definitions by THE LANDLORD

Norcumstances 

A very drunk way of describing under normal circumstances without wasting drinking time

Under norcumstances I wouldn’t be sat with my genitalia out in the school playground

Norcumstances by The landlord August 6, 2025

Suggestionist 

A person who constantly suggests alternate, usually inferior or unworkable ways of doing things. They tend to have little or no experience of the task at hand or even a basic understanding of physics or common sense.

Mitch: “Why don’t we put this on pipes and roll it?”
Frank: “Cause that wouldn’t work dumbass”
Mitch: “Well, what if we took it out to the balcony and hoisted it down with like a pulley or something?
Frank: “What if you stopped being a suggestionist?”

Suggestionist by THE LANDLORD December 13, 2018

Glaunch 

To attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. It is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.

Marquis: "Yo, why didn't you pick me up?"
Jake: "Cause you're just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s."

Glaunch by THE LANDLORD April 11, 2014