Urban Dictionary: Definitions by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

Dave Carlson finger bang by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

stupligoon

A female who acts snotty. She will try talking down to you, cut you down yet she is a closet meth head who belches like a man. She also has a problem telling any guy no to fucking her.

Bro 1-Does Amy have multiple personalities? She acts all prissy then turns around, farts, and says Hell Yeah.
Bro 2-textbook Stupligoon my friend.
Bro 2-

stupligoon by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

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T.H.O.

Abbreviation for titty hard on. Pronounced like though.

Gadzooks take a look at Amy! Totally has T.H.O. going on.

T.H.O. by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

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Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

Fishy Cunt Punt by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

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Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

Splooge looge cantena by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

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Dime minus eight

When a female only registers a 2 on the national dimepiece scale.

Nigga you trippin! That ho is a dime minus eight. Her bottom lip looks detached and she be missin a titty!

Dime minus eight by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.

I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.

Ghosts of baby batters past by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

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