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Definitions by T.J. Dubz

Meat Cookie 

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Meat Cookie by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

shankles 

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.
guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!
shankles by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008
On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.
T: yo.. check out that green 64'

V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!
Lip Stick by T.J. Dubz May 29, 2008

cattle brand 

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.
OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand
cattle brand by T.J. Dubz April 7, 2008

The Bootie Flu 

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.
Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.
The Bootie Flu by T.J. Dubz March 29, 2008

technicolor boogie

This is a common type of "jump suit" that b-boys wear when they breakdance, they are usually a matching jacket and pants that come in flashy colors. ie. purple, orange, green, blue, and yellow
Hey, check out the guy rock'n the technicolor boogie doing a flare.

That technicolor looks ill!!!

strap hanger 

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.
Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.
strap hanger by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008