T.J. Dubz's definitions

S.A.M.

S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.

. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.

by T.J. Dubz February 2, 2010

goggle it

When a retard spells google wrong.

you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.

google it, not goggle it.

by T.J. Dubz July 27, 2011

shankles

shoulder-ankles

It is a derivative of cankles but much more goliath. It is basically a womans (or mans) figure that starts at their shoulders and goes straight to their feet without any
deviation much like a 2X4 but in this case a 90X90.

guy 1: Damn that girl has some serious cankles.

guy 2: DAMMMN, those are beyond cankles, those are shankles!!!

by T.J. Dubz June 11, 2008

E.D.S.

Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.

-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.

by T.J. Dubz September 4, 2011

Mohammed Kaboom

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.

Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.

by T.J. Dubz November 21, 2011

overspray

After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.

Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.

Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.

by T.J. Dubz October 27, 2011

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011