T.J. Dubz's definitions

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

The Bootie Flu

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.

Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.

by T.J. Dubz March 29, 2008

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

by T.J. Dubz April 7, 2008

strap hanger

Generally people who ride busses or subways all the time. They just stand in the aisle and hang on to the strap so they don't fall down.

Hey, lets catch the subway and go uptown.

I hate riding the subway this time of day. There are too many damn strap hangers.

by T.J. Dubz March 3, 2008

Clearify

A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.

guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.

guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.

by T.J. Dubz June 12, 2011

Lip Stick

On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.

T: yo.. check out that green 64'

V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!

by T.J. Dubz May 29, 2008