constantly grinding

To be working hard and thinking hard, constantly; thus being on one's grizzy

It refers to the lifestyle of the young, emerging worker in the knowledge economy. In addition, a satire on the corporate exploitation of talent in the knowledge production markets; similar in the way casual Fridays were spawned by tech workers in the early 90s.

Worker 356:
Yaaz B, Jane said she’s give you head if you come drinking with us tonight.

Worker 244:
Shut up fuck face! Can’t you see I’m working!? Constantly grinding, always thinking up new ideas and shit.

by T. Polkinghorne May 22, 2008

the jug

local name for "Kom Jug Yuen" restaurant in Toronto.

I has the best BBQ pork in north america at the jug.

by T. Polkinghorne December 22, 2008

exhibit

Attractive female.

These university girls are smoking hot...exhibit A just walked by.

by T. Polkinghorne March 27, 2009

Festiva

sexy car that gets them panties right off.

OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*

by T. Polkinghorne June 26, 2008

that's funny

Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.

This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.

A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."

B:

That's funny (straight face).

by T. Polkinghorne February 11, 2010

front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

Birdman Epiphany

Knowing how to "seize the day" after an involuntary period of isolation.

Named after "The Birdman of Alcatraz" (Robert Franklin Stroud).

Kathleen had a Birdman Epiphany - quit her boring job at the bank and joined Greenpeace.

by T. Polkinghorne July 28, 2009