T. Polkinghorne's definitions
by T. Polkinghorne March 23, 2008
Get the concrete generalmug. When you haven't been to parties for a while due to excessive studying/work.
Finally, you go to a party but it triggers the urge to party ALL THE TIME. Usually subsists after a week.
Finally, you go to a party but it triggers the urge to party ALL THE TIME. Usually subsists after a week.
Student: Have to study hard. Gonna get that Ph.D.
Dude: You're going to Jenn's party tonight.
Student: OK. I suppose it won't kill me.
-1 week later-
Student: YEA PARTY AVALANCHE! I haven't been home for a week! This rounds on me!
Dude: You're going to Jenn's party tonight.
Student: OK. I suppose it won't kill me.
-1 week later-
Student: YEA PARTY AVALANCHE! I haven't been home for a week! This rounds on me!
by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009
Get the Party Avalanchemug. by T. Polkinghorne June 26, 2008
Get the Festivamug. A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.
To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.
To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!
Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!
Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008
Get the dress up fridaymug. Saying this with a straight face is a polite way of letting you know...its NOT funny.
This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.
This occurs after sharing something seemingly funny as the listener responds with a straight face and no vocal inflection.
A:
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."
B:
That's funny (straight face).
Next thing I know, the guy vomited all over the train, lucky none got on me, but the best part was his shirt...
It read: "In my life, every day is a disaster..."
B:
That's funny (straight face).
by T. Polkinghorne February 11, 2010
Get the that's funnymug. 
I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.
by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008
Get the front pagemug.