talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.
Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."
by T-Bone September 02, 2003
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ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.
Brent is such an ass master.
by T-Bone March 07, 2003
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nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example
I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!
by T-bone May 02, 2003
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