T Unit's definitions

crest

a slang word, often used to replace "leave"

Derived from American Idol, as in Ryan Seacrest, as in 'Seacrest Out'. (what he says at the end of the show) Sometimes, but not necessarilly used by gaywads.

"Yo dude, I gotta crest"
"Aight, see ya later gaywad"

by T Unit October 28, 2005

donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit July 20, 2008

donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

theusty

Gimmick, see also RVCA, see also RUCA, or better known as SELL OUT

Theusty is the new barney... kooks

by t unit November 25, 2013

derek jeter

A baseball player who sucks in three very specific ways:

1) so hard
2) so bad
3) wicked bad

"Man, did you catch Derek Jeter in the ALDS against the Angels?"
"Yeah, he sucked wicked bad."

by T Unit October 10, 2005

Skeety

Adjective -- used to describe a girl who tends to engage in sexual intercourse and/or other physical acts without discretion or regret.

"That bitch is skeety."
"Yeah, but she sure gives some damn good skeet."

by T Unit September 22, 2005

trident

The most amazing weapon in the world, known most famously for its use in Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgendy, in which the retarded weatherman killed someone in a street brawl with this glorious weapon.

Brick: "There were horses and I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident"

"What's better than killing a baby?"
"Killing a baby with a trident!"

by T Unit October 10, 2005