by T Macalicious April 07, 2014
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 24, 2010
by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.
I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
by T Macalicious August 15, 2019
A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
by T Macalicious December 09, 2010