Carnival Urinal

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.
by T Macalicious June 28, 2012
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Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
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NARP

Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.

In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
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negatron

How robots say no.
Are your batteries sufficiently charged?

Negatron.
by T Macalicious May 19, 2014
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There’s been some chatter

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.
by T Macalicious January 25, 2021
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A Man

The person who is right 99% of the time when arguing with a woman.
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.

Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
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old balls

A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.
My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.
by T Macalicious April 15, 2014
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