3 definitions by Syke

bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.
After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!
by Syke August 30, 2005
Basicly street slang for pretending, used in place of "playin" or "jokin"
yo momma just fell down the stoop... SYKE !
by Syke June 30, 2003
An early retirement plan that features quitting a high-paying job before you've saved enough money to be financially-independent only to accept sub-minimum wage work to make ends meet and feed your family.
He's still working, but the hocomania has him thinking he's retired.
by Syke March 18, 2005