Ansteading

When a company claims to be family and tight knit but makes you work 60hours a week so you can’t see your real family.

Dave : Man this company is like family I love coming to work!
Kyle : Dave you’re a sweaty fucking moron, they’re just Ansteading you!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 05, 2021

Cone Pony

Sexy female flaggers on the job site

Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.

Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

Sweaty Becky

Union chicks that think people like them

Man jimbo you seen how that chick talked to the boss man? Yeah they have to let sweaty Becky talk about feelings cause it’s a woman!

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

Sweat Dome

Your company owns and invisible dome to keep you trapped even from the elements so can’t ever rain out and go home.

Ben : Looks like that hurricane whipped up a bunch of rain, radar looks yellow and red. Maybe we can get out early and rage out!
Mike : you’re forgetting about the Sweat Dome these fuckers have over us.
Ben : oh your right, it’s going right around us on both sides.

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021

Pepperoni Boy

Someone who stinks whenever they have pizza the night before and leaves snail trails on windows

Mark : That fucker Bobby rubbed his greasy head all over my windows and now I have to clean them.
Bill : God damn pepperoni boy

by Sweaty dirt pig September 21, 2021