Definitions by Sweaty Jan

Taco Baby 

The process of putting a fetus in a blanket and folding the blanket like a taco, and then dragging the wrapped fetus through the soil.

Did you hear what happened to Margo last night? Some hoodrat made her into a damn Taco Baby!

Taco Baby by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009

Black Out Diarrhea

The act of having explosive diarrhea while aggressively spinning in circles causing the victim to become unconscious.

Did you hear what happened to Margo? She ate too much cottage cheese and got black out diarrhea. She sprayed all over the walls!

Black Out Diarrhea by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009

Squatchy 

To be hairy all over your body, including buttcrack, butthole, legs, underarms, neck, ears and crotch. Or to be sasquatch-esque.

That Cuban girl was so squatchy! She had hair sprouting out of her pants!

Squatchy by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009