Definitions by Swanson Johnson

Grandecocktitus 

A disorder that causes males with overly large penises to awkwardly lose their footing

<Falls over> "Can you help me up, my cock is to big..."
"Ooooooh my, you must have grandecocktitus"

Grandecocktitus by Swanson Johnson June 24, 2008

X-BOXian 

A queer,usually male who is obsessed with the gayest console ever created; X-BOX. Side effects include...
1: Sudden attraction to other men.
2: Uncontrolable masterbation.
3: Uncontrolable sexual attractions to. your best friend's mothers/fathers.
4: Tainted taste in games,movies,music ect.

You like the backstreet boys! You must be an X-BOXian.

X-BOXian by Swanson Johnson May 4, 2006

Swanson Johnson 

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

Swanson Johnson by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

Penis Coat 

Slang-Another word that means fore skin. Usually circumcised at birth except for those who are jewish hold on to these until their barmitzfa

" Hey I was taking a piss and some little jewish dude flashed his penis coat!"

Penis Coat by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

fishing rod 

a man penis/dick

a pet names for genitalia

'look at his fishing rod'

fishing rod by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005