X-BOXian

A queer,usually male who is obsessed with the gayest console ever created; X-BOX. Side effects include...
1: Sudden attraction to other men.
2: Uncontrolable masterbation.
3: Uncontrolable sexual attractions to. your best friend's mothers/fathers.
4: Tainted taste in games,movies,music ect.
You like the backstreet boys! You must be an X-BOXian.
by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005
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Penis Coat

Slang-Another word that means fore skin. Usually circumcised at birth except for those who are jewish hold on to these until their barmitzfa
" Hey I was taking a piss and some little jewish dude flashed his penis coat!"
by Swanson Johnson January 15, 2005
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Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.
"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."
by Swanson Johnson January 15, 2005
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Grandecocktitus

A disorder that causes males with overly large penises to awkwardly lose their footing
<Falls over> "Can you help me up, my cock is to big..."
"Ooooooh my, you must have grandecocktitus"
by Swanson Johnson July 11, 2008
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fishing rod

'look at his fishing rod'
by Swanson Johnson January 15, 2005
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