Definitions by Surly Dave

Titting-off 

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.

"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."

Titting-off by Surly Dave February 6, 2021

My fruit has gone brown

To have read the entire internet and instead of becoming smarter, actually running out of ideas.

"My fruit has gone brown," Issy told the news conference.

My fruit has gone brown by Surly Dave April 5, 2011