kelsey'd

to be drunk off your ass; wasted; shitfaced

I was sooo kelsey'd last night!!

by SUPER8 January 05, 2009

gooch

also known as a Mariya, is a short, glasses wearing person, who likes to talk about the definition of her own name. Doesn't realize that there can be only one gooch.

"Did you see Mariya today?"
"You mean Gooch? Yeah that kid's a loser."

by Super8 December 24, 2008