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Definitions by Super Thicc

Anarcho-Capitalism 

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.
Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.
Anarcho-Capitalism by Super Thicc August 23, 2017

Twerking 

A "dance" move involving the rapid jiggling of one's booty. Twerking is usually done by desperate celebrities or whores as a mating call to attract a baby daddy.
Twerking is not a dance move, it's stupid.
Twerking by Super Thicc August 4, 2017
A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.
Ken Ham by Super Thicc June 24, 2017

Creationism 

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.
Creationism by Super Thicc June 14, 2017
A derogatory term used to describe somebody who's an avid alcoholic
Did you see that Boozer? He was so wasted that he could barely walk straight!
Boozer by Super Thicc May 26, 2017
A country that constantly refers to itself as "the best" while 45,000 of its citizens will die annually from lack of proper healthcare, thousands of its citizens die at the hands of its law enforcement, millions of its children go to school hungry and go to bed hungry, twenty of its veterans commit suicide daily, and millions of its citizens are forced to sleep under bridges and on park benches nightly.

The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.
The USA is a wonderful country with loving people, but it has a lot of problems that cause unnecessary suffering.
USA by Super Thicc February 19, 2017
The NRA, or National Rifle Association, is a division of the propaganda wing of the Republican party.

The main task of the NRA is to prevent any and all forms of responsible and logical firearms regulations by buying politicians and bribing officials in exchange for support against reforms. The NRA has been known to broadcast misinformation (or alternative facts) to the masses during the elections in order to foster the idea that our second amendment rights are somehow under attack and to drum up support for a certain Republican candidate.

The ultimate end goal of the NRA is to create a nation where everybody, even children, owns military-grade fully automatic machine guns.
The only terrorist group that poses a real threat to the U.S. is the NRA, that and the Republican party, that is.
NRA by Super Thicc February 13, 2017