Definitions by Sunshower NC

Pussy Asteroid 

When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering

She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid

Pussy Asteroid by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022

Pussy Asteroid 

When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”

Karen took a huge Pussy Asteroid last night

Pussy Asteroid by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022

Badge in the Vadge

When your dick is nicknamed Honey Badger and you stick it in your girl’s vagina trying to add your love pudding to her honey pot.

I’m about to put the Badge in the Vadge so relax and open up the honey pot.

Badge in the Vadge by Sunshower NC September 19, 2022