Definitions by Sultry Santa

Slacker 

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

Slacker by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Tennis 

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

Tennis by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Lux

The best League of Legends champions since she is the hottest.

League of Legends E-Sports Player at a Post-Match Press Conference: We did not have a chance of winning against Lux because her sexiness distracted the entire team from sticking to the game plan.

Lux by Sultry Santa May 23, 2018

Chuck 

A closet homosexual who ignores his bros by hanging out with his "girl" 24/7. He only associates himself with her to try and hide the fact that he is gay even though everybody already knows the truth.

Andres: Why didn't Chuck go to the casino with us?

Travis: He's hanging out with Elizabeth because he thinks it will prevent us from thinking he is gay.

Chuck by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Robe Theorem 

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.

Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.

Robe Theorem by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018