McMicrophone

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.
Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.
by Sultry Santa October 23, 2020
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Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.
Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.
by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
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Chuck

A closet homosexual who ignores his bros by hanging out with his "girl" 24/7. He only associates himself with her to try and hide the fact that he is gay even though everybody already knows the truth.
Andres: Why didn't Chuck go to the casino with us?

Travis: He's hanging out with Elizabeth because he thinks it will prevent us from thinking he is gay.
by Sultry Santa March 07, 2018
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Operation FIT

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.
Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.
by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019
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Oreo

Any sexual position where one white person is in between two black people. The crème of the Oreo is the white person, and the cookies are the two blacks.
The white girl got an Oreo since two black guys double penetrated her
by Sultry Santa June 02, 2019
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