Definitions by Succa Bus

trouser mouse 

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

trouser mouse by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

ham slammer 

"good buddy" who likes to ram your butt with his 'hot rod'

Bend Over Billy was Ben Gay's favorite ham slammer.

ham slammer by Succa Bus April 29, 2003