Definitions by Submarine Hunter

Torying 

Torying, as in to to be the utter embodiment of a Tory.

Reporter: “Oh hi Mr Jeremy Hunt, what are you up to today.”

JH: “Oh you know, just your typical day of Torying, slashing slashing important public services and whatnot.”

Torying by Submarine Hunter March 16, 2023

Goodnight nurse 

When you come to have a Curb Your Enthusiasm joke explained to you and instead you have idiots talking about whether or not a band is fictional

Did you watch Curb last night? No I was busy web-surfing a nonsense band called Goodnight Nurse

Goodnight nurse by Submarine Hunter July 28, 2022

Circle of Buggery 

It like a circle, it never end

Me and my bros are sadistic fucks, going to Bestival and having the gnarliest circle of buggery

Circle of Buggery by Submarine Hunter February 26, 2021

Dutch Windmill 

After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall

Hey you know Samantha? She's had the painters in after I Dutch windmilled in her room.

Dutch Windmill by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020

Submarine Hunter 

Someone who is looking for a deep-sea excavations in soggy, unknown pastures. Bit of a player

My mate was having a scarring submarine hunter excavation last night and didn't return the same way

Submarine Hunter by Submarine Hunter April 13, 2019