Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.
1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"
by Stuart Fletcher November 06, 2004
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A.C.

<abbreviation>
1)
Electronics; Alternating Current;
A current which follows the pattern of a Sine wave. The voltage increases, reaches a peak, dips, goes into the negative, reaches a trough, curves up again back through 0 Volts into positive.

A.C. is used as a mains voltage supply because it can be efficiently stepped up and down from the power plant and can be transported through relatively small cables across the country due to the current being stepped down and the voltage increased to around 270kV so you get the same power, but you dont need huge cables. See also D.C.

2) "Music;" Anal Cunt;
Grindcore Band
1) "The mains supply in Britain is 240V A.C."

2)
KYLE: "Ohhh, Anal Cunt r teh uber pwnage!" *Gunges all over C.D. case*
FLETCH: "Nay."
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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ROTFLMAOSHIH

<internet abbreviation> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off So Hard It Hurts
JAMES: "So then he walked up to him and just said, 'Unexpected?'"
JIMMY: "ROTFLMAOSHIH"
by Stuart Fletcher October 10, 2005
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Vibrator

<noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.
1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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T'allreet

<interjection> Chiefly British Slang;

1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?

==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.
LONDONER: "Oh I do say; good day to you, Sir!"
WIGANER: "T'allreet lad."
by Stuart Fletcher May 15, 2005
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Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Sleet

<noun> Colloquial;

Precipitation containing rain and snow.

--> Which means the ground will get wet and the snow won't stick. So it's just crap basically. You probably don't get it in America.
WEATHERMAN: "It's gonna sleet so take some snow boots and an umbrella with you to work."
by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005
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