1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005
<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person
To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse
See also knob-head
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person
To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse
See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004
<noun> slang;
A baked good, such as a cake or a brownie etc laced with hemp or another drug in order to get high whilst enjoying a tasty snack.
A baked good, such as a cake or a brownie etc laced with hemp or another drug in order to get high whilst enjoying a tasty snack.
HOMER: "Have you got any Space Cakes?"
ARISTOTLE: "Yeah, but Archemedes ate them all. He is so gone."
ARISTOTLE: "Yeah, but Archemedes ate them all. He is so gone."
by Stuart Fletcher February 26, 2005
A vast music genre which can house, and satisfy all of the theraputic needs of any teenage spirit. Penetrating riffs, sub-level bass playing, ubercool machine gun drumming and in many cases beautiful lyrics.
Metal has the potential to cover any emotion, unlike other genres such as Emo, which can only cover whining, and loss.
Metal is emotion, motion, melody and RAW FUCKING POWER!!! All blended into one creamy mixture of aceness which in my eye, can rarely be matched by any other genre.
Metal has the potential to cover any emotion, unlike other genres such as Emo, which can only cover whining, and loss.
Metal is emotion, motion, melody and RAW FUCKING POWER!!! All blended into one creamy mixture of aceness which in my eye, can rarely be matched by any other genre.
by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004
<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.
1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005