Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Dollop

<noun> Slang;

An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surface when placed there with a kitchen utensil such as a table-spoon.

SINAED: "Would you like anything else with that?"
PADDY: "Yeah, go on then. Give us a dollop of mayonnaise, please.
SINAED: "Certainly Sir. My only place in life is to serve you."

A dollop of cum.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Hard

<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.

1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004

Full-On

<adverb> British Slang;

1) Synonymous with 'absolute', 'positive', 'total' etc...

"Jonathan is an absolute, full-on knob-head!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Fuck over

<verb> British slang
To fuck over;

1) To harm someone grieviously beyond immediate recognition.

2) To deceive another person or party out of their money and/or possesions.

1) "Thomas was totally fucked over by Robert and his friends. He was in hospital for sixteen years."

2) "Thomas was further fucked over by Robert and his friends, when they posed as insurance salesmen and duped the mentally weak Thomas into parting with his cash."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004