Definitions by Stuart Deane

two words 

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"

#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"

two words by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

pasting 

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

pasting by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006