Stu Salsbury's definitions

Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.

Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.

by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009

Roughing the Pastor

Phrase used when the media outs a popular church minister or pastor for things like taking drugs, being gay, paying for sex, stealing money, or all of the above.

Did you hear about Rev DipShit's money laundering scam? I heard about it last week and the media has been roughing the pastor ever since.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

Lavacado

When your shit comes out green with the consistency of molten lava, causing a burning sensation.

After eating mexican the other day I got a bad case of lavacado.

by Stu Salsbury February 9, 2009

blowgina

When a girl is so good at riding your bone that it feels as great as a blow-job.

I'll bet she gives a great blowgina.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

ghandi-rhea

When an girl from India gives you an STD or when an Indian girl is a skank.

Yo, that hindu chick gave me ghandi-rhea.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

blowlerina

A girl who gives a such a magical blow job that it feels like her tongue dances like a ballerina.

I hear she sucks it like a blowlerina.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

Bombing Swirl Harbor

Taking a big shit in the toilet.

I ate so much bratwurst that I'll end up bombing swirl harbor later tonight.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009