small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls

you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder

by Stu February 08, 2004

Wank Muffin

Actually a Wank Muffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.

She`s a tasty Wank Muffin she is

by stu August 01, 2003

yar!

Something you'll here from the homeless man at Freebirds in Isla Vista, California.

Yar! I'm Pirate, and I joke and sing for Freebirds burritos

by Stu October 28, 2004

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 13, 2003

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 27, 2003

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 06, 2004

grass

stuff that you smoke to get a high

marijuana, weed, gonja, pot, gods greatest grass, bud, dope

by stu March 19, 2003