Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Struggling scartist

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

The act of intentionally or unintentionally killing a

Person or persons with ones flatulence.

Oh god, my dog ate Salmon tonight, jumped into my bed and is Auschwitzing me.