Definitions by Stretch

bum barnacle 

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

bum barnacle by Stretch October 3, 2003

logging 

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

logging by stretch June 6, 2003

swass 

this is a description of when your ass getting really swetty. its a combination of sweat and ass. used as a verb, it is when you stick your sweaty ass on someone, usually in the face.

"Demo was pissing my off and wouldn't shut the fuck up up so i swassed him right in the face1'

swass by stretch May 2, 2003