Definitions by StraightFMan

I can't see shit 

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

I can't see shit by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

Teenager 

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.

Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...

Teenager by StraightFMan August 19, 2004

copyright 

1. Something that is usually placed on Video Games, Movies, Books, Software, etc. to keep others from stealing their work so that the dickhead creators can make shitloads of money.

2. Slang for cock sucker

1: (Sean enters a store)
Sean: How much does this Game Boy Advance SP cost?
Retarded Store Guy: $6000
Sean: Ah f--- it. *leaves*
(Later...)
Sean: Free Game Boy Advance SPs! Hurry before they're gone!
Idiot: What the f-ck!? YOU BROKE THE COPYRIGHT LAW!
Sean: Who gives a shit?

2: That dude is such a copyright.

copyright by StraightFMan August 12, 2004

1-up mushroom

First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.

Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one

1-up mushroom by StraightFMan July 31, 2004