StraightFMan's definitions

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

The game I plan on getting.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas rocks. Enough said.

by StraightFMan March 12, 2005

Teenager

One of the reasons why SOME dipshit foreigners hate the USA.

Most teenagers are spoiled. I'm not like them though. If they weren't so spoiled, moody or bad, then the foreigners won't hate us as much...

by StraightFMan August 19, 2004

Soccer Mom

Retarded bitches who would protect their children from Video Games, Movies, Anime, Internet and just anything that contains the words hell or damn (I know these aren't swear words of course). They would yell at anybody who mentions anything about them. Even at a librarian who just lets someone know that none of that content is available (I'm glad I don't have such a overprotective mother).

Me: Excuse me but is there any manga here?

Librarian: Sorry. This library does not carry manga or anim...

Soccer Mom passing by: HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF AROUND MY KIDS!!!! OR I'M...

Librarian: SHHHHHH!!!!

Soccer Mom: *Who was dumb enough to think that the librarian was going to say the word "shit"* DON'T YOU SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!

Me: *takes soccer mom outside, 50 feet away from the library and casts Blazemost (a Dragon Warrior spell)* Silence is golden bitch!

by StraightFMan February 14, 2005

1-up mushroom

First seen in Super Mario Bros. Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game.

Mario got teh 1-up mushroom!!!!!!!1111one

by StraightFMan July 31, 2004