1. A real fat, piece of shit ogre who likes to eat mountains of nachos and stare at hot girls when they walk by while saying things in a high pitched voice like, "Well nah, howdy doody there girl! How'd ya like to sit on my lap?"
by Straffnoye July 13, 2011
Get the Slostrichmug. Fuck, we’ve been slammed all night with work while that bonkerflooten lays around in the break room.
by Straffnoye April 10, 2024
Get the Bonkerflootenmug. Jerking off a pedophile with their own candy wrappers while they cram dollar bills in your gullet. Similar to a Dirty O’Neill but with less felching.
“Oh man, these guys are douche bags. They’ll do anything for a buck.. Even give a Schlegel a Sneaky Seidel.”
by Straffnoye June 18, 2025
Get the Sneaky Seidelmug. A smelly cunt who fantasizes about being finger blasted by wife-beating grandpas. One usually finds them outside court houses cheering for the release of pedophiles, as that’s also one of the few things that gets them moist.
“Oh gross, you see that cohort of J-Laws on Main Street cheering for that pederass? Just groupies trynna get soppy for their grandpas.”
by Straffnoye July 30, 2025
Get the J-Lawsmug. When a large Dutchman yodels Holland’s national anthem, Wilhelmus, using the excised and taxidermied rectum of a dead De Wallen prostitute.
“You hear that beautiful rendition of Wilhelmus?”
“Yeah, Augustijn played it with a traditional Bonkerflooten which totally brought a tear to my eye.”
“Yeah, Augustijn played it with a traditional Bonkerflooten which totally brought a tear to my eye.”
by Straffnoye January 6, 2024
Get the Bonkerflootenmug. A community’s pedophile. They’re usually seen hanging out at schools or playgrounds being over friendly with the adults and kids but with ulterior motives.
Ugh, you see that guy by the swing set? He gives off a Schlegel kind of vibe. Let’s get the kids and go.
by Straffnoye April 10, 2024
Get the Schlegelmug. Irritation at one’s cock head following a massive cum explosion. This can occur following release of overly blue (dark blue) balls, if a condom is worn too tight, or if too much pressure is applied during a handjob.
I hadn’t masturbated in 3 weeks then watched an old episode of Saved by the Bell. That Lisa Turtle made me explode like a cracked out Minotaur. My gasmitis is killing me!!
by Straffnoye June 23, 2019
Get the Gasmitismug.