1. A real fat, piece of shit ogre who likes to eat mountains of nachos and stare at hot girls when they walk by while saying things in a high pitched voice like, "Well nah, howdy doody there girl! How'd ya like to sit on my lap?"
by Straffnoye July 13, 2011
Irritation at one’s cock head following a massive cum explosion. This can occur following release of overly blue (dark blue) balls, if a condom is worn too tight, or if too much pressure is applied during a handjob.
I hadn’t masturbated in 3 weeks then watched an old episode of Saved by the Bell. That Lisa Turtle made me explode like a cracked out Minotaur. My gasmitis is killing me!!
by Straffnoye June 23, 2019
The act of felching semen soaked dollar bills from a pedophile’s ass while berating little children. Similar to a Sneaky Seidel except without the candy.
“Oh man, did you see how that dipshit did a Dirty O’Neill on that Schlegel? Someone get me a vomit bag.”
by Straffnoye June 19, 2025
When a large Dutchman yodels Holland’s national anthem, Wilhelmus, using the excised and taxidermied rectum of a dead De Wallen prostitute.
“You hear that beautiful rendition of Wilhelmus?”
“Yeah, Augustijn played it with a traditional Bonkerflooten which totally brought a tear to my eye.”
“Yeah, Augustijn played it with a traditional Bonkerflooten which totally brought a tear to my eye.”
by Straffnoye January 06, 2024
Fuck, we’ve been slammed all night with work while that bonkerflooten lays around in the break room.
by Straffnoye April 11, 2024
Jerking off a pedophile with their own candy wrappers while they cram dollar bills in your gullet. Similar to a Dirty O’Neill but with less felching.
“Oh man, these guys are douche bags. They’ll do anything for a buck.. Even give a Schlegel a Sneaky Seidel.”
by Straffnoye June 19, 2025
A community’s pedophile. They’re usually seen hanging out at schools or playgrounds being over friendly with the adults and kids but with ulterior motives.
Ugh, you see that guy by the swing set? He gives off a Schlegel kind of vibe. Let’s get the kids and go.
by Straffnoye April 10, 2024