Stop the pendulum's definitions

hissy fit

a prolonged outburst of hissing by a cat.

Tweety, my late calico cat, constantly hissed at the other cats in the house. We called her Madame Hissy Fit as a result.

by Stop the pendulum April 3, 2006

on the square

Honestly; seriously; not joking.

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

pussy whipped bitch

A female dog who is regularly dominated by one or more cats. Her male counterpart is called a pussy whipped son of a bitch

I can't rely on that mutt to guard the house--she's such a pussy whipped bitch that the cats could do a better job of keeping out intruders!

by Stop the Pendulum July 3, 2005

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

grow some ovaries

To behave more courageously and/or maturely: to behave like a grown woman as opposed to acting like a little girl. The female equivalent of grow some balls or grow a pair.

Evil right-wing bitch Ann Coulter should grow some ovaries and make amends to Democrats she slanders instead of writing libelous books accusing liberals (read: any civilized human being) of her own wrongdoings. BTA, she probably wasn't born with ovaries.

by Stop the Pendulum August 23, 2006

clean

Without any tatoos or body piercings, except maybe for pierced ears.

Even though my friends have tattoos and body piercings, I choose to remain clean. I don't want to get something on my skin I may not want to keep when I get old.

by Stop the pendulum November 15, 2006

human catnip

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006