Karen

The nickname me and my friends gave to the white mom who lives in front of me and tells us to get off her fence. (It's not even her fence)

Me: "Shit, I think Karen just opened her backdoor-"
My neighbor (Karen): "Hey, can you guys please get off my fence, you might get hurt"
Me and the boys: "Sorry, ma'am-"
My neighbor (Karen): "My fence might break, please stop leaning on it"
Me and the boys: "OK."

by Stop calling me a simp. July 16, 2020

qzawsxedcrfvtgbyhnujimko,

You are bored and you wish you had something better to do.

As I was approaching death by boredom, I went onto a new tab, and typed in "qzawsxedcrfvtgbyhnujimko," as fast as I could. I was still dying of boredom.

by Stop calling me a simp. October 06, 2020

20/20

How bad this year was out of 20.

Me: "Hey how bad was this year?"
Friend: "ehhh I'd say it was 20/20"

by Stop calling me a simp. July 16, 2020

Simp

Someone who looks up at another group of people or an individual as if they are higher then themselves.

Ex: Johnny couldn't help it but to simp for the girls on the other team. He offered them water, food, etc.

by Stop calling me a simp. July 16, 2020