yuuper

Yuuper n. (yoo' per) - 1. A flatulent, ill tempered mammal widely known for its inability to correctly pick college football games. 2. A resident or former resident of Michigan's Upper Peninsula (see also entry 1).

Some Yuupers have developed a Canadian accent because of their proximity to Canada.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Wonderschlong

1. The living legend, the god who walked the University of Miami's campus as a man, my friend...R.E.F.
2. Pussy magnet.

I don't know why, but that cute girl really likes Wonderschlong.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

dropping the kids off at the pool

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

take a hop

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; release a hostage; take a shit. Can also be shortened to the simple verb "hop."

wonderschlong: I don't take a hop every day. (alternative = I don't hop every day)
Stinky Brain: That's not normal. See a butt doctor. Please.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

chalupas

Slang for mammary glands or breasts (preferably female).

yuuper1: Check out the chalupas on the chick without the bra!
yuuper2: Man I could dine on those chalupas all night long.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003