Definitions by Stinky Brain

yuuper

Yuuper n. (yoo' per) - 1. A flatulent, ill tempered mammal widely known for its inability to correctly pick college football games. 2. A resident or former resident of Michigan's Upper Peninsula (see also entry 1).

Some Yuupers have developed a Canadian accent because of their proximity to Canada.

yuuper by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

chalupas 

Slang for mammary glands or breasts (preferably female).

yuuper1: Check out the chalupas on the chick without the bra!
yuuper2: Man I could dine on those chalupas all night long.

chalupas by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Wonderschlong 

1. The living legend, the god who walked the University of Miami's campus as a man, my friend...R.E.F.
2. Pussy magnet.

I don't know why, but that cute girl really likes Wonderschlong.

Wonderschlong by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

dropping the kids off at the pool 

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

dropping the kids off at the pool by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

release a hostage 

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

release a hostage by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

take a hop 

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; release a hostage; take a shit. Can also be shortened to the simple verb "hop."

wonderschlong: I don't take a hop every day. (alternative = I don't hop every day)
Stinky Brain: That's not normal. See a butt doctor. Please.

take a hop by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003