Definitions by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja

Muffinbutts 

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

Muffinbutts by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

Germometry 

N. Like geometry, but it involves mathmatic equations all equal to "your mom."
Really hilarious to say when you are angry with your current math situation.

I can't come over today on account of my excessive Germometry homework.

Germometry by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 18, 2009

Squiggly Splooge 

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

Squiggly Splooge by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009

Squarular 

adj. (Skwair You Larr) being circular at first glance, but after careful examination, starting to possess square-like qualities

The touch pad on my Zune is so Squarular.

Squarular by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009

Muffintops 

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

Muffintops by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009