Stevie Yates's definitions

Chinese Finger Trap

This occurs when you're having anal sex with someone and they are suddenly startled. They tighten up and part of their anal tract comes outside into the world on your cock like a sock puppet.

The harder you pull the harder it is to get out of the chinese finger trap

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Lip Gloss

Once you bust a nut in some chick you take the tip of your dick and rub it on her lips like it's a stick of lip gloss.

My girlfriend is wearing some pretty sticky lip gloss right now.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Requiem for a Dream

When two girls put a double-sided dildo in each of their asses simultaneously.

I saw a sweet Requiem for a Dream last night at the Aces game.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Glazed Snickers Bar

This can only occur when the chick you're fucking has to take a shit right before you cum. After you cum the bolus of feces begins to protrude from her anal sphincter. Once an inch or two has made its way out of her, you pull out and blow it all over that turd. That's a glazed Snickers bar.

My cousin ate a glazed snickers bar and it gave him some bad indigestion.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Inglorious Basterd

One who makes a swashtika with semen on the head of a jewish chick after fucking her.

I had sex with an Inglorious Basterd last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Victory Dump

When you jizz in your condom when you're fucking a chick and then you dump the jizz on her head. A variation of this is the South Virginia Victory Dump. This occurs when you fuck your sister, then dump the jizz filled condom on her head.

I just took a HUGE victory dump and the crowd went wild.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Jewish Tip

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009