Stevie's definitions

rocket

a goofy or retarded person

that kid is a fuckin rocket

by Stevie May 13, 2005

pithy

something absurd or ridiculous

teacher: sit down stevie
stevie: bitch this shit is a pithy

by Stevie May 13, 2005

unix

UNIX rose from the ashes of a multi-organizational effort in the early 1960s to develop a dependable timesharing operating system. After three decades of use, the UNIX* computer operating system is still regarded as one of the most powerful, versatile, and flexible operating system in the computer world. Its popularity is due to many factors, including its ability to run a wide variety of machines, from micros to supercomputers, and its portability, all of which led to its adoption by many manufacturers. The system also fostered a distinctive approach to software design, solving a problem by interconnecting simpler tools, rather than creating large monolithic application programs. Its development and evolution led to a new philosophy of computing, and it has been a never-ending source of both challenges and joy to programmers around the world.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie

by Stevie June 22, 2004

Peter Frampton

A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"

"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

tire in the face

What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.

"What happened to Mary?"

"A tire, hit her in the face."

by Stevie June 22, 2004

mad cracks

Mad jokes or crazy jokes. A person has mad cracks if his cracks on someone are mad/crazy.

Man, that boy has mad cracks.

by Stevie March 22, 2004

crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004