Steven's definitions

champ

n. anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.

hey champ...she's clearly not interested, so get the fuck out of my chair so I can get back to my beer.

by steven May 20, 2004

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

gomfafisntab

get on my fat as fuck italian sasuage now trick ass bitch

"Lets go to a strip club and get some sluts to gomfafisntab"

by steven August 5, 2003

Newmanic Tribe

One of the two tribes founded at the dawning of the Earth. The Newmanic Tribe was composed of Newmans

Their enemy was the Conanic Tribe.

The Newmanic Tribe attacked, but with little gain. Some say they tried too hard, with too little to offer.

by Steven April 6, 2004

aioo

An interjection used to put extreme emphasis on a recently said joke, insult, or otherwise entertaining comment; an interjection used in great delight to one other's comment.

Jack: Bob, what's two plus two?
Jerk: You know what's so great about the internet? There's something called a "search engine" and you can find the answer to any question on it.
Bob: I'm not sure that the search engine works. I searched for "dumbass responses," and you're line didn't show up!
Jack and Bob: AIOO!!!!!!

by Steven January 6, 2004

meating

very much like an egging, but with meat, cooked or raw; usually done in a playful or violent manner amongst a group of friends or colleagues

"Hey Jim, wanna come over this weekend? We're having a meating at Brian's place."

"Sure! I'll bring the hobo meat!"

by Steven January 4, 2005