Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal

Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"

by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020

Thirsty Thurmsday

When thursty Thirsday just isn't rhursty enough

Guy - You guy goin to thutty Thiimsday?
GUY- FUCk yeah I am!!! It thirsty Thurdsday!! Lol. I mean thirsty Thurmsday

by Steve Jablonski April 05, 2019

bananner

Weed.

Gotta get me some o' that good bananner!

by Steve Jablonski November 14, 2020

Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

by Steve Jablonski April 24, 2018