Definitions by Steve Jablonski

bananner 

Weed.

Gotta get me some o' that good bananner!

bananner by Steve Jablonski November 13, 2020

Cumulaxative

A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal

Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"

Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"

Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"

Cumulaxative by Steve Jablonski March 30, 2020

Thirsty Thurmsday 

When thursty Thirsday just isn't rhursty enough

Guy - You guy goin to thutty Thiimsday?
GUY- FUCk yeah I am!!! It thirsty Thurdsday!! Lol. I mean thirsty Thurmsday

Thirsty Thurmsday by Steve Jablonski April 4, 2019

Blue poon 

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

Blue poon by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018