Definitions by Steve Fraser
Shaving the Beard
When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.
After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
Shaving the Beard by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011
FaceOff
When two people with the same name on FaceBook "friend" each other then swap profile pictures.
Each "friend" assumes the identity of the other, and updates their home pages as if they were the other person, creating a quantum entanglement of their separate identities.
Each "friend" assumes the identity of the other, and updates their home pages as if they were the other person, creating a quantum entanglement of their separate identities.
Hey! I found another guy with my name on FaceBook. For April Fools Day, we did a FaceOff and confused everyone! It was great!
Somehow, he ended up with a date with my sister.
Somehow, he ended up with a date with my sister.
FaceOff by Steve Fraser April 2, 2009
Brawnstorming
Mike: Hey Steve! Did you figure out that problem with your car?
Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.
Steve: No. I was going to call you and Matt to come over for a brawnstorming session to get this thing fixed.
Brawnstorming by Steve Fraser January 22, 2009
Christmas Crack
That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.
Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?
Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.
Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.
Christmas Crack by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008
BIFS
A person that cuts into a long line and demands attention NOW, while you've been patiently waiting for over an hour.
Slang for "Because I'm Fucking Special".
Slang for "Because I'm Fucking Special".
BIFS by Steve Fraser October 16, 2008
mirrorsexual
A person that when they look into the mirror they know that they have found the perfect life partner.
When Pam figured out that Jack was a mirrorsexual, she dumped him for a guy that could carry on a real relationship with another person.
mirrorsexual by Steve Fraser June 10, 2007