Steve CHUTER's definitions

Rod

Firearm.Origin Northern Ireland.

What ye searching for ye brit bastard, I ain't carrying no rod!

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

shoof

to look at,watch,survey

"Could you shoof the baby while I roll a spliff love?"

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

stig of the dump

Originally a chidren's TV programme(BBC late sixties) about a neanderthol type person found to be living in a cave at the bottom of some childs garden Describes a dirty,scruffy or very unkempt person.

Have you seen the state of his flat, he's a right stig of the dump.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006

clop

Cigarette. French slang.

"Clop?" "No I don't smoke thanks."

by Steve CHUTER November 4, 2006

the fuck-factor

The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.

The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.

by Steve CHUTER November 13, 2006

greased weasel shit

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006