Definitions by Steve Awesome

hammer cock 

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

hammer cock by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Fanjob

When a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. The fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens' face to make contact with the naked man's penis soon causing ejaculation.

I received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.

Fanjob by Steve Awesome April 10, 2011