Steve Awesome's definitions

Fanjob

When a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. The fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens' face to make contact with the naked man's penis soon causing ejaculation.

I received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.

by Steve Awesome April 10, 2011

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017