Steve's definitions

racin' stripe

The streak found in the seat of your pants, often brown in color, caused by the presence of asscheese.

Beeotch, ya better wash the racin' stripes outta my drawers!

by Steve January 6, 2003

PornOWNED

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

by Steve April 6, 2007

Bowzer

Bowzer is a fantastic Unreal Tournament player. His stratagies and tactics in Onslaught often lead his team to victory and he has large potential leadership skills.

He is skilled in all avaliable Tournament weapons and is a fantastic driver. His tank skills are unmatched.

Bowzer will pwn you back into the stone age.

by Steve July 22, 2004

slagma

A wet fart. Synonyms: Chili, Shart.
When a spray of poo comes from a very big fart.

To pull a prank, he wiped slagma on his friend's face

by Steve February 1, 2004

martyrdom

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.

by Steve January 13, 2005

Oreck

A bitch, girl, etc.

So Travis says to Kayla: "Girls are like vaccuums, all they are good for is cleaning up and sucking dick. Kayla, you may as well be an Oreck."

by Steve May 4, 2004

Dam

1.device used to block water
2.mothers against dyslexia
3.common misspelling of damn

1.Im'a go check out that beaver dam.
2.I support the D.A.M foundation.
3.Ya dam fool!

by steve June 7, 2003