Definitions by Stephen McCormick

Whistling Dixie

Giving a blowjob in the South.

"Where've you been Delilah? Out back again with that no good boyfriend , Whistling Dixie?"

Whistling Dixie by Stephen McCormick February 14, 2015

Shiterature 

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

Shiterature by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Crapality Show 

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

Crapality Show by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

Moana Lisa 

A typically quiet yet attractive girl who moans loudly during sex.

She seems shy, but turns into a real Moana Lisa in the sack!

Moana Lisa by Stephen McCormick May 19, 2007