Stephen McCormick's definitions

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

Moana Lisa

A typically quiet yet attractive girl who moans loudly during sex.

She seems shy, but turns into a real Moana Lisa in the sack!

by Stephen McCormick May 19, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

Whistling Dixie

Giving a blowjob in the South.

"Where've you been Delilah? Out back again with that no good boyfriend , Whistling Dixie?"

by Stephen McCormick February 14, 2015