zerk

n. A portmanteau of zero and jerk. A zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. A zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.

v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.
New drivers always zerk at stop signs.

I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.
by SteelSch December 04, 2010
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unhistoric

Something is unhistoric if it is a historic thing from the perspective of someone who doesn't really understand how English syntax works. These people overcompensate for their lack of understanding by using the word "an" before a word that starts with a hard "h".
Barrack Obama's election is an unhistoric occasion.
by SteelSch December 14, 2010
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