nomenclature

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.

How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008

Eeela

Unexplained, or unneccesary, gore in films

I'm not so keen on horror films filled to the brim with Eeela. I'd rather enjoy a film without senseless violence.

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008

Marble House

Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').

"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008

Crude Oil

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.

"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"

by Steam Machine February 07, 2008

Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.

"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."

by Steam Machine February 09, 2008