Steam Machine's definitions

The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Hakuna Matata

A popular insult used by French people to Americans roughly translated as "I will have my revenge against you".

American: "I'm gonna get you, Pepe le Bitch!"
Frenchman: "Hakuna Matata, bitches!"

by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.

"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"

by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

nomenclature

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.

How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Marble House

Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').

"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Crude Oil

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.

"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"

by Steam Machine February 7, 2008