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Users of the /mu/ imageboard.
by Steam Machine April 29, 2008
Get the /mu/tantsmug. A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."
"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Get the The Drum Treatmentmug. A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.
"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Get the Dotcom Fucking Ruffmug. A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.
"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Get the Bjork Nazimug. Like the phrase "marble town" is used to refer to a graveyard, 'marble house' is used to refer to a single grave. And like the term 'marble town' is used to comfort those who have lost a loved one, 'marble house' is an equally comforting euphemism. (Also, incidently, "Marble House" is a kickass song by Swedish band The Knife from their album 'Silent Shout').
"Don't worry Martha... James isn't really gone. He's just resting in his marble house. He's safe, Martha. I promise."
by Steam Machine February 9, 2008
Get the Marble Housemug. "As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"
by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
Get the Crude Oilmug. Unexplained, or unneccesary, gore in films
I'm not so keen on horror films filled to the brim with Eeela. I'd rather enjoy a film without senseless violence.
by Steam Machine September 10, 2007
Get the Eeelamug.