Ste Crayston's definitions

Silver Wings

In the wings system these are awarded for having sex with a disabled person.

Got my silver wings last nite, i was hammered!

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Houdini Chocolate Surprise

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.

"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006

Belgrano bitch

When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her

I've fucked your Mum but so has everybody, after all she is a Belgrano bitch.

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

bocfob

Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.

"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"

"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"

"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"

"Yup, shes a bocfob"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

banged the spine out her head

To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion

"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"

by Ste Crayston April 2, 2007

Rusty Bucket

Ginger pubic hair on a redhead result in her having a rusty bucket

"Damn that redhead is hot!"

"Yeah mate i'd love to see her rusty bucket, i bet it's smokin!"

by Ste Crayston March 13, 2007