Ste Crayston's definitions

Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

snowy valley

To do a line of cocaine out of a girls back crevice. This is best done before or during sex.

"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

Bum Dribble Baby

When a guy has blown his load up a girls ass the spunk dribbles down to the girls pussy and then 9 months later a baby is born - the bum dribble baby is born!

"Dude face it you are a bum dribble baby"

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

back door boogie

Either -

a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie

b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.

"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"

"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"

by Ste Crayston June 23, 2006

Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.

"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

Meet the Arabs

A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit.

It means that the person "Mustafa crap"

"Where you off to?"

"Just going to meet the Arabs"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006