Ste Crayston's definitions

snowy valley

To do a line of cocaine out of a girls back crevice. This is best done before or during sex.

"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"

by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

Houdini Marvel Omnibus

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except this requires more people to burst into the room at the vital moment and do one of the following whilst preferable in appropriate fancy dress:

* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart

For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.

"Lads, that Houdini Marvel Omnibus stunt last nite was class, Dan's mum totally didn't expect it!"

"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"

by Ste Crayston March 28, 2007

bocfob

Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.

"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"

"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"

"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"

"Yup, shes a bocfob"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

Bum Dribble Baby

When a guy has blown his load up a girls ass the spunk dribbles down to the girls pussy and then 9 months later a baby is born - the bum dribble baby is born!

"Dude face it you are a bum dribble baby"

by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

banged the spine out her head

To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion

"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"

by Ste Crayston April 2, 2007

Meet the Arabs

A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit.

It means that the person "Mustafa crap"

"Where you off to?"

"Just going to meet the Arabs"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

Pat Butchered

To get nailed by another player in any sports game or to be beaten up by someone on a night out.

"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"

by Ste Crayston June 2, 2007