Definitions by Ste Crayston

Meet the Arabs 

A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit.

It means that the person "Mustafa crap"

"Where you off to?"

"Just going to meet the Arabs"

Meet the Arabs by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

Baby weight 

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

Baby weight by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

bocfob

Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.

"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"

"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"

"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"

"Yup, shes a bocfob"

bocfob by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

wannabe fuck up 

Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.

wannabe fuck ups are much worse than fuck ups, they REALLY piss me off!

wannabe fuck up by Ste Crayston November 3, 2006

Double Shift 

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.

"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"

Double Shift by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

snowy valley 

To do a line of cocaine out of a girls back crevice. This is best done before or during sex.

"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"

snowy valley by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006

coloured commonwealth cousin 

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

coloured commonwealth cousin by Ste Crayston November 1, 2006