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back door boogie

Either -

a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie

b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.
"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"

"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"
by Ste Crayston June 23, 2006
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Double Shift

To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.
"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"

"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006
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Houdini Marvel Omnibus

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except this requires more people to burst into the room at the vital moment and do one of the following whilst preferable in appropriate fancy dress:

* Spiderman - do the spiderman to the girl, not forgettting the catchphase "Go web go!"
* Thor - Fling spunk on the lady off a hammer whilst proclaiming loudly "I am mighty Thor"
* Hulk - Give the girl a Houdini cheesecake and say "Puny Human"
* Thing - Same as the Hulk above except the catchphrase is "Its clobbering time"
* Wolverine - Flick spunk onto the lady from 3 fingers and growl loudly
* Daredevil - Backflip into the room and whip the girls ass with any form of whip/rope
* Captain America - Burst in and throw any shield shaped object at the lady before singing the USA national anthem with your hand on your heart

For this to be valid there must be a minimum of 3 characters that take part.
"Lads, that Houdini Marvel Omnibus stunt last nite was class, Dan's mum totally didn't expect it!"

"Yeah good job. I just need to get this green paint off. Next time someone else can be The Hulk"
by Ste Crayston March 28, 2007
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Belgrano bitch

When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her
I've fucked your Mum but so has everybody, after all she is a Belgrano bitch.
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
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Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.
"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006
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Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007
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Meet the Arabs

A phrase used to describe when one is going to the toilet to have a shit.

It means that the person "Mustafa crap"
"Where you off to?"

"Just going to meet the Arabs"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006
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