Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
by Ste Crayston November 03, 2006
During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -
* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
by Ste Crayston March 13, 2007
Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.
"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"
"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"
"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"
"Yup, shes a bocfob"
"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"
"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"
"Yup, shes a bocfob"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006
When a guy has blown his load up a girls ass the spunk dribbles down to the girls pussy and then 9 months later a baby is born - the bum dribble baby is born!
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
When a girl has had so many blokes she will end up being known as a Belgrano bitch because so many men have gone down on her
by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006
"Rich your mum looks well fat!"
"Yeah its her baby weight"
"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
"Yeah its her baby weight"
"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006