Startupedition's definitions

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Creeper assist

In Minecraft: Using the function of a creeper explosion as an advantage by clumping up other mobs and letting the creeper blow up the those mobs.

“This Creeper assist came in clutch while I was cave mining, if that creeper didn’t come I prolly would’ve gotten jumped”

by Startupedition October 12, 2025

Clash blaster player

A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.

“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”

by Startupedition June 4, 2023

The amogus effect

Originating from the amogus meme that started in early 2021 and wouldn’t fall off popularity until mid 2022. A meme which doesn’t fall of popularity due to constant iterations of it which keeps the meme alive for much a much longer period of time.

P1: How has this meme not died yet?
P2: have you ever heard of the amogus effect?

by Startupedition April 11, 2024

Bloomberg effect

Named after Walter Bloomberg, a person on X/Twitter who tweeted false information on trump’s pause on tariffs. An effect that happens when the market briefly spikes after investors hear false information about something.

The first instance of the Bloomberg effect happened on April 7th, 2025 when an account by the name of “Walter Bloomberg” tweeted unverified information that trump would put a 90 day pause on tariffs with the exception of china. This caused Dow, NASDAQ, &, S&P 500’s stocks to briefly spikes after investors heard the news.

by Startupedition April 8, 2025

Fick

Either you are trying to say “fuck” in German, or you made a typo.

“Fick, I shitted it’s all up”

by Startupedition May 21, 2023

The Kaizo maneuver

When a person has sex during NNN but is unable to cum/climax leading them to still be in the NNN challenge. This maneuver is usually extremely difficult to pull off because of the nature of sexual intercourse, but only a few who are extremely experienced on their own limits can achieve & pull it off successfully.

“James pulled out The Kaizo maneuver while having sex with his girlfriend Jennifer durning NNN. While it led Jennifer to climax, James did not have the same response. Meaning that he is technically still practicing in NNN”

by Startupedition November 1, 2025