Definitions by Stan McCormack

Fitzwallace

A medical term for when your dick is wider than it is long.

Man, our boy Reilly has a major Fitzwallace. Hopefully Kate likes it

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When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

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