Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.
My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler
by Stan McCormack February 05, 2021
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Fitzwallace

A medical term for when your dick is wider than it is long.
Man, our boy Reilly has a major Fitzwallace. Hopefully Kate likes it
by Stan McCormack August 14, 2024
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