Stan McCormack's definitions

Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

Fitzwallace

A medical term for when your dick is wider than it is long.

Man, our boy Reilly has a major Fitzwallace. Hopefully Kate likes it

by Stan McCormack August 14, 2024