Jelf

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.
Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?
Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf
by Stan Baker March 13, 2008
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Pooter

Dang, did you see that pooter on Ms. Schott?
by Stan Baker January 11, 2009
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