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Jelf
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A "Jelf" is just a
magical
elf with no
nipples
. Made
famous
a few years back during maths.
Dave: Did u see that elf with no
nipples
?
Stan: It was
just
Noel
, the Jelf
by
Stan Baker
March 13, 2008
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Pooter
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Chlamydia
filled
white trash
va jay jay
.
Dang
,
did you
see that pooter on Ms.
Schott
?
by
Stan Baker
January 11, 2009
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