Definitions by Stan Baker

Pooter 

Chlamydia filled white trash va jay jay.

Dang, did you see that pooter on Ms. Schott?

Pooter by Stan Baker January 11, 2009

Jelf 

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.

Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?
Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf

Jelf by Stan Baker March 13, 2008